jonas basahin mo to para matuwa ka sa life mo. nyahaha.
Story what if:
Alicia: Can this mirror really take us anywhere?
Hrist: I'm not really sure. What's you diffenition of anywhere?
Alicia: Well ya know before we kill Lezard...we should probably play around some.
Everybody: What!?
Alicia: My mind is made up! MIRROR TAKE UP SOMEWHERE!
Hrist: The mirror doesn't work like that!
~They all vanish~
Hrist: Mabey it does. Where are we?
Alicia: I dunno. I didn't plan that far ahead.
Hrist: You idiot!
Little Boy: Hi! I'm Albel! AHHHHHHH! My arm! You ripped off my arm!
Brahms: Sorry, he surprised me.
Alicia: Let's get outta here! MIRROR SOMEPLACE ELSE!
~They vanish again~
Girl With Pigtails: Are you guys wizards? I saw you walk out of nothing. That seems like wizardry to me.
Boy With Bowl Cut: Oh man! Can we team up with them to help us kill some Orcs!
Girl With Pigtails: Shut up Jack. Look at the big one, he carring an arm.
Hrist: Your still carrying that!?
Brahms: Whoops. Want me to beat those two with it.
Jack: Hey I know you. You where on my team before.
Lenneth: Oh yea. Nice to see you again Lily. What's Kain been up to?
Lily: .ehhh best not to say.
Lenneth: Huh, as the Vareth Magic Institute always been on fire?
Lily: Yes, you should leave now.
Lenneth: We could help--
Alicia: Alrighty! MIRROR I'M BORED LET'S LEAVE!
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Silmeria: This sucks. I've got the lowest ATK of the plot characters besides that wimp Lezard, and only TWO non-Slayer bows are worth anything in attack power! GRR! I hate being the youngest and not having my natural body!
Hrist: That's the price you pay for disloyalty, baby sister.
Lenneth: This coming from the one who is rumored to be dead in my timeline.
Hrist: LIES! I just got reincarnated! Freya wouldn't have let me waste away in Brahms castle!
Odin: It's all right, Hrist.
Hrist: My lord Odin.
Lenneth & Silmeria:
Hrist: LIES!
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*after barbarossa is executed and hrist and arngrim leave*
everyone: .....
barbarossa from inside the basket: I'M OK!
*everyone watches in shock as a head missing body gets up and waves to them*
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Odin: damn, I need a new chair
freya: but lord odin... your throne is built into the building
odin: then lets demolish the building and build it anew!
freya: .... you want to DEMOLISH valhalla??
odin: I want me my chair woman! *takes out gungir and blows valhalla to shreads*
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Lezard: I wish they didn't make me so evil...
*chirp, chirp*
Lezard: Hey, what's a guy gotta do to get some lovin'?
Lenneth: Be reborn as a cute little kid.
Lezard: Done. *poof*
Lenneth: ...Damn it!
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[during final boss fight]
Lezard: take THIS!!!
*sends papers in his book flying out*
valkyrie: ow ow ow... paper? what the heck is this
Lezard: developers ran out of ideas, so I got stuck with this lame move
valkyrie: you could at least use the stupid gungir, you're waving the thing around all over the place in our cutscenes but you choose a stupid book over it when we fight?
Lezard: well actually... its too heavy for me to lift
valkyrie: ......
Lezard: yea, we had cables helping me out during the cutscenes
Book: that's why you can't be a god you puny mortal!! you are too WEAK!
Freya: O.o lord odin?
Odin Book: yes, the foolish devils got the idea off makai kingdom and now I'm stuck as this book
Brahms: good, you can help us achieve break mode then!
Odin Book: break what?-
*brahms snaps the book in half*
Lezard: ... well great, you didn't trigger break mode and now I'm out a weapon
Rufus: I got an idea! *goes to break off a branch on the 'new world' tree* here!
Lezard: you have got to be kidding, you want me to fight you with a twig?
Rufus: fine fine, give me a minute *takes out an arrow and inscribes gungir on it* there
Lezard: .......
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continuation nung kwento kanina (brahms with arm and all..):
The Homunculus Battle]
Alicia: Let's target Silmeria first. She'll be a lot harder than Lezard.
~They attack and she heals~
Alicia: Mabey if we kill Lezard, she'll stop healing.
~They attack and kill Lezard. Turn and attack Silmeria and she heals again~
Alicia: That plan didn't work! Now what!?
Rufus: We keep attacking! She can't heal after everyone.
~3 Hours Later~
Alicia: Our useless attacks aren't working and are...uhhh useless.
Brahms: Mabey I should use this!
Alicia: Gah! Why are you still carrying that kids arm?
Brahms: It was a suvanear.
Lenneth: Everything wrong with what you just said aside, how is that kids arm just suppose to help?
Brahms: Like this!
~Throws it at her and she falls off~
Lenneth: Well we one, but now Silmeria's soul is down there.
Silmeria: Hi!
Alicia: I materialized her.
Lenneth: How? She fell off!
Alicia: I fell off a couple of times...
Lenneth: But we have an item to cure that.
Brahms: Psst! Hey, do you think you can--
Alicia: No I will not materialize your suvanear.
Brahms: Awwww....
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Rufus:What the- IT'S LEZARD GET HIM!
Lezard:
Lenneth:
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[another one for the homunculous battle]
*silmeria and lezard appear*
Alica: cousins of yours brahms?
brahms: ... no
Alica: but their eyes GLOW! just like yours do
brahms: .... still no
Alica: they're even the same color!
brahms: just shut up! a homunculi isn't the same as an undead!
rufus: but both are not living, right?
brahms: well... yea
Alica: so you ARE related!
brahms: OH SHUT UP! *throws alica off the edge*
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Why Alicia Became Plump (haha, cool. pero d magegets ng mga d nag seraphic gate. hehe)
Silmeria: Wait!
Alica: What is it?
Silmeria: Talk to that man. Ask him to come with us.
Alicia: Which one?
Silmeria: That one, over there!
Alicia: O-okay....
Silmeria: Wait! Wait!!
Alicia: What now?
Silmeria: Go down the street first.
Alicia: Why?
Silmeria: The tavern has lizardman burgers on special, and you're starved!
Alicia: No I'm not! I'm not hungry at all! Quit demanding comfort food!
Silmeria: Just do what I tell you!
Rufus: Hey there. What's a plump girl like you doing in a place like this?
Alicia: GAAAAAAH!!
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at syempre, ang fave ko:
*before the final battle*
Lezard: Soon we shall be united as one! *starts groping the crystal seal*
Lenneth: Wow, I sure am glad I'm trapped in here where he can't reach m--
Brahms: Lenneth! We'll save you! *breaks the crystal seal*
Lenneth: ...Dammit.
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