paste ko lang to. ewan ko kung magegets nyo, pero sana. hehehe
" What Girls Want "
Lun: Ahh! Guy! There's a guy in here!
Subala(mukha syang lalaki pero babae sya talaga): WHAT'D ya just say?!
Lun: Oh, Subala! Sorry, my mistake. You don't look like a guy! They're not THAT small....(ung boobs ung ini-imply dito.. ahaha)
Subala: Say it again! I dare ya! Ya think yer all special just 'cause yers're just a LITTLE bit bigger'n mine? What in the world do ya eat that makes 'em all puffy like that?!
Lun: All the same stuff as you. You've been eatin' at my place for years and years. Sorry it didn't work for you...
Subala: Grrrrr... Raaahhh!!
Kisara: Hey! Both of you! Knock it off, sit down, and grow up!
Subala: Oh, um...
Lun: S-Sorry, Mum... Great, now Mum's all mad at me! Thanks a lot...
Subala: ...... Oh, hey! I git it now!Lun: What?Subala: Yers got so big 'cause ya drank THAT stuff when you were little! (nakatingin sya sa boobs ni Kisara.. Ini-imply? breastmilk. wakeke. boobs nga pala ni Kisara over sa laki.. Parang dalawang watermelons. oo, size F++ sya. )
Lun: You-- You... What the...? In front of my... What are you...? I can't believe you just said that!
Subala: What? I'm serious! That's how it happened!
Kisara: Hmm... You could drink some too, if you like, Subala.
Subala: Whaaat?!
Lun: M-Mum?!
Kisara: Ah, it sure brings back memories. You know, I told him it wasn't for kids, but... Lun's father said it tasted so good, she had to have some.
Lun: Wait. What?
Kisara: ...But, of course, it was too bitter for her, and she cried and cried until her eyelids got all puffy... So maybe you're right. Maybe drinking that stuff is exactly what gave Lun those big, round eyes. Why don't you both drink up? The Admiral's tea's just the thing to soothe frayed nerves.
Subala: ......
Lun: ......
Subala: You were talkin' 'bout eyes?
Lun: You were talkin' about tea?
end. wakeke. oti.
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